my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
50 Girlcrushes of 2013: Hayley Atwell
Peggy Carter. Peggy FUCKING Carter. Watching the Peggy Carter short was both exhilarating and maddening. Exhilarating because I got to see one of my favorite characters again and she exceeded my expectations for everything I would want in a heroine. Maddening because we only got a short and this character deserves so much more. While there are rumors of a possible Peggy Carter series now that Marvel has several different platforms on which to deliver it (TV geek speak for either it can be on ABC or it can be on Netflix), but one thing is certain, if there is no way to get Hayley Atwell involved in any future series, the project might as well never see the light of day. Atwell is the reason Peggy Carter is so wonderfully vibrant and fierce. There is this strange idea that still permeates a lot of media that in order for a woman to be seen as tough or as a hero that she has to adopt more masculine traits (although it is getting better), as if men are the only people to ever be heroes, but Carter is wonderful because she is smart and capable and she does it all in red lipstick and a nice skirt. People who under-estimate Peggy Carter are doomed to look like idiots and who doesn’t love a character like that.
The year is 2137. You open your tumblr profile, again after many years. You click on the message box. 1 message. You click on it.
‘Yes, same here! :)’
And you don’t know what it was referring to beacause you don’t have a fucking sent messages box.
This went from very sad to very very relatable
your fault for not using XKit
JL: God, remember when your mom didn’t order that pizza that one time and I was so mad.
JH: I do, you had to walk way. [x]
I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen
do you ever think you’re special to someone but then you see this person acting the same with everyone else and you just kind of