this is the cutest gif ever
"bollocks" is such a funny word to me like what is a bollock
it’s literally a testicle
are you telling me that “bollocks” is literally just the english way of cursing “balls”
are you telling me that people didn’t know that
i’m telling you there are americans who are not that stupid. we exist. i swear.
lol u think being released in a country has anything to do with it?? what do you think the internet is for? porn?
that would be u, fry ;)
The film is yet to be released on DVD, so you can’t find it ANYWHERE! Except if you’re willing to watch crappy, cam versions IN Japanese. So yah..
i have a student named hermione it has begun
this morning she apologised “on behalf of the class” for wasting “your time, and our time, too”. she is ten.
HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?
Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.